Hotel Transylvania (2012) quotes, list of the best lines, dialogues from this animation-comedy movie from Columbia Pictures / Sony Pictures Animation.
A lovely weekend getaway at Hotel T… and then it hits you.
Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania, Dracula’s (Adam Sandler) lavish five-stake resort, where monsters and their families can live it up, free to be the monsters they are without humans to bother them. On one special weekend, Dracula has invited some of the world’s most famous monsters – Frankenstein and his bride, the Mummy, the Invisible Man, a family of werewolves, and more – to celebrate his daughter Mavis’s 118th birthday. For Drac, catering to all of these legendary monsters is no problem – but his world could come crashing down when one ordinary guy stumbles on the hotel and takes a shine to Mavis.
|Release date||September 28, 2012|
|Genre||Animation | Comedy|
Where monsters go to get away from it all.
Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Kevin James, Selena Gomez, Steve Buscemi, CeeLo Green, David Spade, Molly Shannon, Fran Drescher.
Mavis: Dad. Everyone here is ancient.
Jonathan: Whoa! What’s your name?
Mavis: My names’ Mavis.
Dracula: A human!
Jonathan: What is this place?
Dracula: Ever since she was born I’ve wanted to protect my little ghoul so I created a place where all monsters could be safe, from them! This is Hotel Transylvania. All of our monster friends are right here, the Mummy, Wayne the Wolf and your Uncle Frank’s dropping in too.
Dracula: Welcome to Hotel Transylvania. It’s a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place of relaxation and tranquility.
Jonathan: Hello? What is this place?
Dracula: It’s just a normal hotel, nothing going on here.
Jonathan: Look at these cool costumes! Check it out I’m a Franken-homie!
Mavis: Dad, you said when I turned 118 I could go out in the world like every other adult that gets to come and go from this hotel. ‘But Mavy Wavy, it’s not safe, blah blah blah.’ Dad, 30 years ago you promised. I remember we were both eating mice and you specifically said that you gave me your word.
Dracula: Good morning, Mavy wavy. Happy birthday, my little mouse
Mavis: Dad, I know it’s my birthday.
Dracula: I have so much fun planned! Woo hoo! But first we go catch some scorpions together, just the two of us. Yes?
Mavis: Dad, just let me speak. There’s something we have to talk about.
Dracula: You want to go out in the world, you can.
Mavis: I knew you were going to say that. You know that I know that a Dracula’s word is sacred, that trust is the core of our… Wait, what?
Dracula: I said you can go.
Mavis: You’re just playing with me.
Dracula: No, no, no, you’re old enough to drive a hearse now, you’re old enough to make your own choices. You can go.
Mavis: Holy rabies! Holy rabies!
Mavis: Dad, everyone here is ancient. I want to go out and see the world.
Dracula: No, honey, you’re too young.
Mavis: I’m a hundred and eighteen years old.
Suit of Armor: Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue.
Suit of Armor: There is a clogged toilet in room 348.
Dracula: It’s okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.
Mavis: Hey guys
Frank: You excited about tomorrow?
Mavis: Not as excited as I am right now. You’re not going to believe this but dad is letting me go out on my own to see a human village.
Eunice: Excuse me, Drac, have you lost it? Letting your daughter out there with those horrible humans you always tell us about? That’s why you built this place. They hate us. They’re vicious and they’re very loud!
Dracula: A human?! Who are you and how did you find this place?
Jonathan: Oh I’m Jonathan and I was just mountain climbing with some dudes and heard this story about a spooky forest. Who’s not going to go into a spooky forest, right? Then I see these goofy looking dudes on fire and I just kind of followed them to this, like amazing castle.
Dracula: How many of you are there?
Jonathan: Just me, I like to hit it alone. You meet so many awesome people in the youth hostels. Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!
Dracula: Go to a corner. You’re in a time out.
Jonathan: I’m a grown man!
Dracula: Now go and never return.
Jonathan: Wait, never return to the hotel?
Dracula: What? I just used my powers to erase your memory. I looked straight into your eyes.
Jonathan: Maybe it’s the contact lenses.
Dracula: Your what?
Jonathan: Here, let me just try and get them out real quick.
Dracula: Oh that is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!
Jonathan: Almost got it
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