The Big Wedding (2012) quotes, list of the best lines, dialogues from this romance comedy movie from Lionsgate. Robert De Niro proposing to Susan Sarandon with Robin Williams as the priest… now that’s something you don’t see everyday!
THE BIG WEDDING is an uproarious romantic comedy about a charmingly modern family trying to survive a weekend wedding celebration that has the potential to become a full blown family fiasco.
|Title||The Big Wedding|
|Release date||October 26, 2012|
|Genre||Romance | Comedy|
It’s never too late to start acting like a family.
This Fall, for a blessed event, a wedding to lie for.
Amanda Seyfried, Robert De Niro, Katherine Heigl, Robin Williams, Topher Grace, Susan Sarandon, Diane Keaton, Ben Barnes, Christine Ebersole.
Don Griffin: Ex wife is here.
Bebe McBride: I hardly recognize you! You look so so
Don Griffin: Unexpected
Don Griffin: Would somebody just punch me in the face again?
Missy O’Connor: His biological mother is very much a Catholic.
Missy O’Connor: We just found out that she is coming to the wedding.
Lyla Griffin: So just pretend to be married for the weekend , what’s the big deal?
Don Griffin: What the hell did I do?
Don Griffin: A piece of wedding advice, kids. Stay single as long as you can.
Don Griffin: It was a joke. Oh, right. You haven’t laughed since the sixties.
Ellie Griffin: Yeah, not since I married you.
Don Griffin: Yeah, well, I promised to never do that again.
Don Griffin: Sweetheart.
Lyla Griffin: Dad.
Don Griffin: You look breathtaking.
Lyla Griffin: You’ve packed on a few.
Father Monaghan: Alejandro, your adoptive parents Don and Ellie are other than catholic?
Alejandro Griffin: Yes.
Missy O’Connor: His biological mother is very much a catholic. We just found out that she’s coming to the wedding.
Alejandro Griffin: She is.
Alejandro Griffin: Oh, God!
Father Monaghan: Is Miss O’Connor’s virginity still intact?
Alejandro Griffin: Excuse me, sir?
Father Monaghan: Father Monaghan just fine, son.
Alejandro Griffin: I guess we’re going to hell then.
Father Monaghan: In God’s good time, my son.
Father Monaghan: I’m kidding.
Ellie Griffin: Do you know what your son just told me? Al’s biological mother is under the impression that divorce is a great big fat sin!
Alejandro Griffin: She gave up her only son so that I could have a chance at a better life. And now she left Columbia, only to find out that I’ve been lying about being raised by heathens for the past fifteen years.
Alejandro Griffin: No offense.
Don Griffin: None taken.
Lyla Griffin: So, just pretend to be married for the weekend. What’s the big deal?
Bebe McBride: So if those two are still married, what is happening with me?
Don Griffin: My concubine?
Lyla Griffin: Do you know why I’ve stayed away from you all these yeas? Because I’m your daughter. Jared got mom’s grace and I won the lottery with all of you.
Ellie Griffin: You were in love with Don Griffin from the first time I introduced you.
Bebe McBride: Well then why don’t you just run me over with your car or something?
Ellie Griffin: You were my best friend!
Bebe McBride: It must be very comforting to know that not everybody hates you.
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To the amusement of their adult children and friends, long divorced couple Don and Ellie Griffin (De Niro and Keaton) are once again forced to play the happy couple for the sake of their adopted son’s wedding after his ultra conservative biological mother unexpectedly decides to fly halfway across the world to attend. With all of the wedding guests looking on, the Griffins are hilariously forced to confront their past, present and future – and hopefully avoid killing each other in the process.