The Campaign (2012) quotes, list of the best lines, dialogues from this comedy movie from Warner Bros. Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis star as Cam Brady and Marty Huggins in The Campaign. May the best loser win!
When long-term congressman Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) commits a major public gaffe before an upcoming election, a pair of ultra-wealthy CEOs plot to put up a rival candidate and gain influence over their North Carolina district. Their man: naïve Marty Huggins (Zach Galifianakis), director of the local Tourism Center. At first, Marty appears to be the unlikeliest possible choice but, with the help of his new benefactors’ support, a cutthroat campaign manager and his family’s political connections, he soon becomes a contender who gives the charismatic Cam plenty to worry about. As Election Day closes in, the two are locked in a dead heat, with insults quickly escalating to injury until all they care about is burying each other, in this mud-slinging, back-stabbing, home-wrecking comedy.
|Release date||August 10, 2012|
|Genre||Comedy | Drama|
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May the best loser win!
Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Sudeikis, Katherine LaNasa, Dylan McDermott, John Lithgow, Dan Aykroyd, Brian Cox.
Cam Brady: How’s my hair?
Strong, so strong
Cam Brady: My hair could lift a car of a baby
Cam Brady: Who is this guy?
Marty: Say that again?
Cam Brady: Your mama is like a vacuum cleaner, She suck, she blow, gets laid in the closet.
He just punch the baby
Cam Brady: Hoo, black hawk down.
Cam Brady: Is anyone ask how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw bad baby?
Cam Brady: I feel like Britney Spears at the VMAs! Let me hear a Cam Brady oh-12!
Cam Brady: Oh, shove a throwing star up a Chinese monkey!
Marty Huggins: Here is a Communist manifesto called ‘Rainbow Land.’
Cam Brady: I was eight, but I wrote that.
Cam Brady: I’m Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message.
Cam Brady: Love it!
Rick: Worst numbers we’ve ever seen.
Cam Brady: Worst as in?
Rick: In the history of numbers
Cam Brady: Marty Huggins, what do you got there? Is that a crossbow?
Cam Brady: Ow! Black hawk down!
Cam Brady: How’s my hair?
Mitch: Strong, so strong
Cam Brady: My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
Cam Brady: That’s what I like to hear.
Marty Huggins: Now that I’m running for Congress, we’re going to be under a lot of scrutiny. Anybody have anything that they want to share with us? I promise you I’m not going to get angry.
Dylan Huggins: I said the lord’s name in vain at school.
Marty Huggins: I said I wasn’t going to get angry and I’m not angry.
Clay Huggins: I went to the petting zoo and I let the goat lick my p***s.
Dylan Huggins: One time I put a firefly in my butthole.
Marty Huggins: Why?
Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow
Clay Huggins: I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my n**sack so I looked like a grown man.
Dylan Huggins: The old biker man at the end of the street let me tough his wife’s t***y.
Marty Huggins: That’s a good one, but I…
Clay Huggins: I’m legally married to the babysitter.
Dylan Huggins: I accidentally got a man killed on the Internet.
Clay Huggins: Once a week I pray to the devil.
Mitzi Huggins: Almost every day I touch myself to Drew Carey on ‘The Price is Right.’
Cam Brady: Cam, anything you want to talk to your dad about? You want to get a tattoo or a nose ring or anything like that?
Cam Jr.: Dad, just be quiet.
Cam Brady: Because we can talk about those things.
Cam Brady: It occurred to me, and I been meaning to ask you this for the longest time, do you have p***c hair yet? It dawned on me that I have no idea.
Cam Jr. Dad!
Cam Brady: Believe me on our side of the family, we grow it. Thick… and bushy
Cam Brady: You ever want to talk about make-out techniques, I can show you how to turn your tongue into a magic wand.
Cam Jr.: Stop!
Cam Brady: With females, not with dudes
Cam Jr.: Please, dad! Dad!
Cam Brady: If you’re into dudes, that’s fine too.
Cam Brady: Camo, what are you studying in school right now, dinosaurs? I’m asking cause I don’t know. What grade are you in now? Have you been using those hair products I gave you? Just trying to reach out to you more. Do you want to talk about testicles? I have one ball that hangs lower than the other one. If you want to make a funny father-son video, put it on YouTube, we can do that too.
Cam Jr.: Nope
Cam Brady: That’s OK, I’m not mad at you. I’m not mad at you.
Cam Brady: Everyday I come in contact with women. Do I fantasize about their undergarments? Sure. Do I go uhlululuh when I see them? No!
Marty Huggins: A super sassy salesman sold me Sicilian sausages.
Marty Huggins: I’m glad to be here. It’s the first time I’ve worn a Yamaha… Washington DC is a mess. How do you say ‘it’s a mess’ in Hebrew?
Marty Huggins: Donkey Kong?
Cam Brady: How you doing?
Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend but your balloon’s getting ready to pop. That balloon’s full of your own butt toots.
Cam Brady: You trying to trash talk me? Your mama’s like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and gets laid in a closet… That’s what nuts feel like.
Piers Morgan: Are you taking money from big tobacco companies?
Cam Brady: No, not at all! Were we talking about Coke Zero?
Reporter: You’re challenging our four-term congressman, how do you plan to do that?
Marty Huggins: … Say that again.
Cam Brady: Imma smoke that clown.
Raymond Huggins: You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a Hobbit!
Marty Huggins: Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass…
Cam Brady: Because Filipino Tilt-a-Whirl operators are this nation’s backbone!
Cam Brady: That makes me so mad, I wanna find that baby and punch him again!
Huggins Supporter: I don’t wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can’t make me!
Cam Brady: What’s the difference between a dryer and your mom? When I drop a load in the dryer, it doesn’t follow me around for 3 weeks.
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