The Dictator

The Dictator

The Dictator (2012) quotes, list of the best lines, movie dialogue of this comedy movie from Four by Two Films.

Story: The heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.


The Dictator

The Dictator

Movie Info
Title The Dictator
Release date May 11, 2012
Genre Comedy
Official site!/RepublicWadiya


Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Ben Kingsley, Jason Mantzoukas, Megan Fox, John C. Reilly, J.B. Smoove.

The Dictator (2012) Movie Quotes

General Aladeen: Give a man a vagina and he will spick for the day, teach a man to use his hand as a vagina and he will spick for a life time.

General Aladeen: You’re an Apple Genius, so what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.

General Aladeen: Victory!

Admiral General Aladeen: Megan, you were worth every penny. I trust everything is in there as your manager requested?
Megan Fox: What’s this, a ruby? Is that a joke? What am I, a Kardashian?
Admiral General Aladeen: No, of course not. You’re much less hairy.

Hotel Manager: Admiral General, welcome to New York City. And while you’re here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building, before you or one of your cousins takes it down.

Admiral General Aladeen: I am for free press, fair elections and equal rights for women… (starts laughing) Pfft! I can’t say that.

Admiral General Aladeen: I love being an American… I’d love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.

Admiral General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It’s like seeing a monkey on roller skates — it means nothing to them, but it’s so adorable for us…

Admiral General Aladeen: Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe 20 million dollars?

Hotel Manager: …I am here for your protection, but I have to say, I hate Arabs.
Admiral General Aladeen: I’m not an Arab.
Hotel Manager: You’re all Arabs to me: The blacks, the Jews…those blue, tree-hugging queers in Avatar…

News Reporter: Tonight we ask: ‘Who is General Aladeen?’ According to Wadiyan propaganda, Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973. He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth. The only son of the savage dictator Omar Aladeen, he gained power at the age of seven. Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to ‘aladeen,’ including the words ‘positive’ and ‘negative,’ causing mass confusion…

Admiral General Aladeen: Ah, America, the birthplace of AIDS!

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2 thoughts on “The Dictator

  1. LaraP

    Great quote for you from The Dictator, found here:

    Admiral General Aladeen: “Megan, you were worth every penny.” (Megan looks through jewels) “I trust everything is in there as your manager requested?”
    Megan Fox: “What’s this, a ruby? Is that a joke? What am I, a Kardashian?”
    Admiral General Aladeen: “No, of course not. You’re much less hairy.”

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  2. Training man

    Shop owner – What is your name ?
    General Aladeen – Allison burgers(in a rushed up tone)

    SO – that is a made up name
    What is your real name ?

    GA- Ladhiey ..

    SO – Ladhiey what ?

    GA – Ladhiey washaroo ..

    SO – So you mean to say that your name is like the sign board behind me “Ladies Washroom”

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